# Humor

*With such extensive experience in predictive analysis,
You should have known we wouldn't hire you*

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**KDnuggets Crosswords**

**Haiku**

- Data Mining Haiku competition.

Here is one of the entries:*Curse Bonferroni*

The harder I look for it

The less it is real*The data complex*

*The expectation great*

*The budget small*

**Limericks**

- Data Mining Limericks competition. One of the winners:
*There once was a***data miner**

Who was quite the**model designer**

He used**Naive Bayes**with gumption

And even with the**independence assumption**

Managed to**predict**an**attriter**!

**Jokes**

- MIT Math Jokes.
- Foolproof: A Sampling of Mathematical Folk Humor, Paul Renteln and Alan Dundes, Notices of the American Mathematical Society, 52(1), 2005.
- Gary C. Ramseyer's Statistics Jokes.